Wow... Singapore Sucks like hell..Jus when I thought that I had started to *shudder* grow accustomed to the singapore way of living, I encouter damn rude singaporeans and almost died here..F**k man.. I mean, i would not like to die here..NEVER.. How?? Near-death incident 1: parkway multi story parking lot...Walking across the parking lot when my dad who was behind me started to talk..i turned to look at him and started walking backwards to our car..suddenly a car came zooming past and luckily my dad yelled so i stopped and the car zoomed past at like 70 miles per hour and i swear to god, missed me by like 8 cm..holy shit..WTF man..first of all, isn't the speed limit in an enclosed parking lot like 10 km/hr..secondly, couldn't the driver see that i was halfway across the road and at least stop or slow down..damn..ok..so i went to wild wild wet on friday with my brother and two cousins..it was hella fun..then as were lining up for a ride when this woman tried to get past me..i moved a side and she squeezed through..then, she said in chinese, "wah..so fat.."..F**k man...so bloody rude..where got people say bad things in front of your face..i was shocked..if i wasn't so shocked, i would beat the hell out of her..only in singapore will there be people so rude as to almost run you over or say bad things about you in front of your face..anyways. went to get my school uniform on sunday..going to ACS International..uniform looks pretty good..Playing ice hockey again tomorrow.. the only thing i look forward to in singapore..alyjough my team hasn't been doing well...lost our first game and were lucky to tie our 2nd game when we scored with 30 seconds left in the game to tie..alright..singapore sucks..Sigh
Have not been posting for a very long time..So many things have happened over the last few weeks..No, i haven't moved back to the US, unfortunately..it's official, im going to ACS International..not baker road that one but the new oine that just opened 6 months ago..Good points: international syllables, not so much emphasis on chinese, start getting allowance , co-ed school so hopefully got babes...Bad points: Have to start studying, school is at holland village(damn far), whether international or not, its still a stinking singapore shcool..watched a few movies recently too..watched hitch hickers guide 2 the galaxy..it was frikkin hilarious..one of the best movies i have watched...watched madagascar..too short and a lot of the jokes were actually aimed at americans so a lot of singaporeans didnt understant..for example, who in singapore knows who are the new york giants.who in spore actually got the " bad side of t he jungle is called "jersey" " joke..and it was too damn short..didnt really like it..watched are we the there yet wif my crazy cousin natalie..watched it in the small preview theatre in cineliesure..some bitches took our seat so had to st behind them..then when the movie started, they puttheir legs up on he seats in front of them because they were empty..we couldnt put up legs up cause they were seating in those seats..i wante to put my feet up anyway and kick their heads but my cousin and brother persuaded me not to..the movie was really good,,add that to hitch hikers guide as the 2 best movies i'vve watched this summer..after the movie, natalie, my bro and i started talking abt our wild wild wet experience last year..after talking about it, we really wanted to go wild wild wet..so now we're going this friday wif my other cousin..yay..also watched monster in-law which was also really good and funny..last but not least i watched mr &b mrs smith..pretty good movie with a lot of action..a lot of people think angelina jolie is hot...donno why..personally think keira knightley is the hottest woman ever..anyway, went to pasir ris prk for gathering.reached there, clarence led us the wrong way so we went all the way to one end and reached the dead end so had to walk all the way back, plus a km...altogether we walked at least 5 km..anyway, met up wif some of my old friends,,not a lot of people went but it was fun..got burnt a little and pulled a muscle wif all that walking and running while playing soccer..alright, we gotta have a
AHS jayers gathering..it would be fun.could go park, or ice-skating.. started playing in the summer hockey league with the men's team..lost our 1st game 6-5..damn..we play every thursday at either 8:30, 9:30 or 10:30 with each game lasting an hour..my dad's back from the US.brought back my yearbook...yay!! all my friends signed it and its so damn thick, like a frikkin atlas..but its cool..its like 300 pages thick with hardcover..went to my granma's place for her birthday dinner on saturda..eventful night as i met up with all my cousins and relatives for the 1st time in 7months...it was eventful in the sense that my brother was almost blinded..he and two of my cousins were irritating my other cousin(2 of them are damn irritating so i don blame my bro, wont tell the names)..so one of the damn irritating ones, no names mentioned, brandon *ahem*, took a rubber band and shot it at my brother, hitting him square in the eyes, almost blindind him 4 life..wah lau, my bro was so pissed off, yelling and looking like he was ready to kill my cousin, but was stopped by my mum..hey man, if anything happens to my bro, i would pound that cousin of mine into the ground, stepping on him, beating him onto a bloody pulp,spit on him then burn his body and feed it to stray dogs..not that i care so much abt my bro lah, but i've been trying to find reason to beat him up..haha...so thats all for now..damn long post.. cant wait to go wild wild wet and can someone plan a jayers gathering..pretty please..with sugar on top..Adios..Hasta luego..thats see you later in spanish,,i took spanish for one year in america..
Everyone knows that I HATE singapore..i mean, wats good about it..i have also been known to voice my displeasures against singapore rather angrily..cool thing is, im not the only one feeling this way..many people have also said to me that singapore sucks..so im creating an unofficial "people against singapore" club..sounds kinda cool..this is for people who detest singapore and want to migrate somewhere else..so, if u don like spore and want to migrate, gotto my tagboard, leave your name,age,reason for hating singapore, place u would love to migrate to and why..join people, join...maybe i'll even create a website for it..
Ok...As everyone knows, i took a placement test for Anglican 2 weeks ago.. Accrding to some teacher or administrator, I failed my chinese..No shit..I mean duh.. Of course i failed my chinese..i mean, i've been living in the USA for 2 FRIKKIN years..stupid staff in AHS, think i learn chinese in US..yeah..what t he f**k..is chinese the second language there.. HELL NO..have i spoken chinese in the last 2 years..HELL NO..did i know what the f**k i was reading or writing on the sec 2 chinese paper AHS gave me 2 weeks ago..HELL NO..God damn..bunch of stupid assholes dwon in that school, no offense to the students..They also said i didnt do well on the science test..No shitstudied biology for a year in high school in the states..test me on frikkin sec 2 sylables i haven learnt yet..what,, singapore and USA standard and sylables exactly the same ar..like use ur frikkin brains man..ERGHH!! Man...im so frikkin pissed..cant go back to AHS and study wif my friends..watever..screw anglican and their stupid thinking an retarted rules..took a placement test for ACS international yesterday..did really well so they accepted me..took a tour of their school..damn nice.air-con in every class..international style of education and syllables..think i can fit in better there..school looks three times better than AHS..stupid b*stards wont let me in..but have to make new friends i guess..sigh..wad to do..singapore sucks..singapore school sucks..singapore education system sucks..singapore weather sucks..everything about singapore sucks..i wanna GO BACK TO THE US!!! my dad's gonna go back there for a meeting..lucky him..good thing is that he's getting my yearbook..nice..had hockey tryouts yesterday..again playing with men literally three times my aga..youngest again...but its fun..hockey is the best sport in the world..now i play every thursday in jurong..too bad its not popular in spore..damn..singapore sucks..seems like everyone agrees..my cousins,my brother, my friends..nobody like singapore..haven seen or heard anyone say they rather stay here than anywhere else..trust me folks..migrate to the US, canada, europe...wherever..just get the hell out of spore..You guys would love it in the US..school is actually fun..all kinds of sports u can play..people are friendlier..all schools will accept u in..and of course, theres lotsa babes..lol...man..just thinking abt singapore makes my blood boil.. anyways. back to ice hockey, the fastest game on earth.. its fun..everyone should try it..or at least try ice skating...alright..its like 1 am..time to sleep...Damn singapore...damn anglican..ERGHH!! Did i mention i want to move back to the States..
